Are You All Happy Now?
Today I am shampooed the carpet*.
*I stand by my typo. Besides, if I admit to making a mistake, the terrorists have already won.
posted by gimpadelic at 9:32 PM
Saturday, November 12, 2005
Today I am shampooed the carpet*.
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\Sem`per*vi"vum\, n. (Bot.) Any of a large genus (Sempervivum) of succulent, rosette-forming plants of the Orpine family, commonly called Houseleek or Hens-and-Chicks [New Latin, from Latin, neuter of sempervivus ever-living, from semper ever + vivus living.]
12 Comments:
Replete.
Thanks.
Now, amuse me again.
Wah.
Hmm.
"I am shampoed" [sic]?
One sentence, and I am shampooed?
Christ, Bob - what, did we rattle you?
Get with the pithy comments, witticisms and kooky Sirious Cybernetics who-ha already.
:)
You am shampooed ther carpet, I done saw me some Vermeer and mah fave sculpturer Giacomette. And an old guy asked me a question, I answered it, and he scurried away and it was then, and only then, that I realized he hit on me.
He must need a LAWYER. Ah, still makes me laugh. Preposterous.
Oops. GiacomettI. Thar.
Dear Mr & Mrs Gimp,
Your son is a smart boy but he isn't working up to his full potential in most of his endeavors. We should meet to discuss this set of events.
Best,
Every Teacher Gimp Ever Had
That's funny cuz it's true.
Hey - looks almost like a "thread" ya got goin' on heah, Yimpel.
Therefore, I will immediately go "off-topic" and post a link to a "What Middle Earth Race Are You?" Quiz.
I'm a Numenorean (sigh) which largely means I'll make neato fortress-cities and swords and then fall to charismatic corruption and get buried under a cataclysmic tsunami brought on my disrespect to the gods. Or something. Maybe I'll just wander tragically in the Northern Woods and carry a broken swords; I hear the Maine Game Wardens love those kinds of characters.
I'd post on my own blog but it appears his Gimplitude needs some new content. :)
Oh. and my b: it should have been "Sirius" not "Sirious", but you all probly noticed that and found the mispelling terribly ironic.
are "probly" and "mispelling" a joke? Hope so.
Probly.
More non-vacuum posts please.
I once heard about a guy who pleasured himself with a vacuum. I do not believe it was a wet vac though... I suppose that would be different.
I wonder what the difference is between the rug doctor (standard) and the rug doctor pro.
I got one of those things once when I was in high school and the stain remained...I wonder if I had upgraded to pro if the rug would have looked like new.
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