Washyourface... anddrivemetoferenze

Boy.

Man.

God.

Shit.

Okay, anyway... Here is a list of things, most of which you already know:

• Girls mess up my head. But I really like them anyway.
• I like plants.
• The two strongest forces that influence my life: Inertia and Anxiety.
• I am an unapologetic geek.
• Other people go to church. I go walking in the woods.
• I am not good with conflict or confrontation.
• If I am blogging, emailing, or IMing, I should probably be working instead.
• Bacon is my favorite spice.
• I have been suffering from a severe case of iPod envy lately.
• I wish my life had a soundtrack. I'm pretty sure I could find a good song for just about every moment.
• I can be remarkably perceptive about some things, and painfully obtuse about others. It's really not intentional.
• I have a sneaking suspicion that I'm a lesbian.
• My misanthropy is based in my arrogant (though probably correct) belief that I am smarter than most people.
• When it comes to Talking (note capital "T") about things, I am just about all or nothing. I can keep my mouth, or I can get into all the stoopid details, but I have a very hard time with anything in between.
• I have no idea why I started writing this list. I had just intended to write a little note that said "sorry there haven't been more notes".
• If there was cholesterol in beer or coffee, I probably wouldn't live past 40.

Lastly, the following is the funniest thing I've seen all week (thanks moxie).

*actually, I don't think Bush has done anything impeachable. I just think he's an arrogant fucktard who thinks he smarter than most people. hey, wait a minute...

More to come.